Pioneer Saloon's "Asshole & Bitches Association"

The Asshole Association was founded at the Pioneer Saloon decades ago. Over the years, thousands of loyal Pioneer customers have taken the oath to become a "Certified Asshole". Dedicated Assholes will pay $100 for a lifetime membership, which includes a certificate and card. In the spirit of the Association's founding charitable purpose, 100% of these fees are donated towards community activities & improvements and local charitable organizations. The term "Bitches" was added to the official name of the association when a local music and business entrepreneur, who calls himself Old Man Liver, acquired the Pioneer Saloon. He declared himself Emperor of the Association and changed the name for his first decree citing the amount of requests from female patrons and employees to feel more "represented", regardless of the fact that neither of the terms, Assholes or Bitches, are really gender specific.  He also declared July 20th as National Asshole day, which the Pioneer now celebrates annually. See any manager about getting inducted into the most ridiculous club in the world. 

ARE YOU A CERTIFIED ASSHOLE? WE WANT TO KNOW! Help us build our database over decades of initiations into the Asshole Association. We plan to hold specials and events exclusively for our family of Assholes.