Pioneer Saloon's "Asshole & Bitches Association"

The Asshole Association was founded at the Pioneer Saloon decades ago. Over the years, thousands of loyal Pioneer customers have taken the oath to become a "Certified Asshole". The current annual fee charged to become a certified asshole at the Pioneer is $15 for the card and accompanying certificate. Dedicated Assholes can pay $100 for a lifetime membership. In the spirit of the Association's founding charitable purpose, 100% of these fees are donated to the township of Goodpsprings, NV to be used towards community activities and improvements. The term "Bitches" was added to the name of the association when a local music and business entrepreneur, who calls himself Old Man Liver, acquired the Pioneer Saloon. He declared himself Emperor of the Association and changed the name for his first decree citing the amount of requests from female patrons and employees to feel more "represented".   

ARE YOU A CERTIFIED ASSHOLE? WE WANT TO KNOW! Help us build our database over decades of initiations into the Asshole Association. We plan to hold specials and events exclusively for our family of Assholes.